Total Medals Earned: 919 (From 168 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,535 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/230 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game
Beat the game in 10 minutes or less
Fiddy or less
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 5/7 (50/125 points)
You loaded the game. And it didn't crash! So this is more a medal for me than you. Nevertheless, it's yours.
It's raining at the Parthenon again! Wait, that's not rain...
Wow, that was really, REALLY terrible score. ... THAT deserves a medal!
Get Ares to eat you. This isn't hard, just get close to him.
Not bad! You're halfway to unicorn status with your 'over 5k but less than 10k' result!
Take one too many arrows to the knee. Er, nut. Er, you.
You became the unicorn! The world thanks you! Mostly because it will taste delicious.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Beat the first 8 games
Beat the first 16 games
Beat all 32 games
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Check the Credits Page!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/75 points)
Beat 200
Purchase all upgrades for Glide Burst
Purchase all upgrades for Glide Fuel
Got Intruder
Purchase all upgrades for Shield
Beat 350
Beat 400
Purchase all upgrades for Double Jump
Purchase T.O.M. 2
Medals Earned: 5/5 (130/130 points)
Buy a magic shot.
Buy all health upgrades.
Buy all armor upgrades.
Buy all sword upgrades.
Kill Kanthor.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 6/14 (95/405 points)
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete first five missions
Complete 6th mission
Complete 10th mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)
Medals Earned: 5/22 (25/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
